Monday, 21 April 2008

When a "Truther" Posts a Wall of Text...

This is what I read:

Don't you know blah blah blah Popular Mechanics blah blah blah shills?

Blah blah blah Chertoff blah blah blah cousins blah blah blah government infiltration blah blah blah Popular Mechanics blah blah blah paid by government blah blah blah Jews blah blah blah phone calls blah blah blah no planes blah blah blah (quote from guy at Ground Zero using a simile) blah blah blah that's proof blah blah blah neo-cons blah blah blah you're wrong blah blah blah (more c&p stuff) blah blah blah watch Zeitgeist blah blah blah watch Loose Change blah blah blah watch this youtube video blah blah blah Operation Northwoods blah blah blah Pearl Harbor was a false flag blah blah blah Mossad blah blah blah Zionists blah blah blah No Jews at towers blah blah blah no evidence blah blah blah Arabs with boxcutters blah blah blah hijack planes blah blah blah three towers fell on 9/11 blah blah blah WTC 7 blah blah blah never happened before blah blah blah must have been controlled demolition blah blah blah fires never destroyed a building before blah blah blah steel building blah blah blah the Twin Towers blah blah blah obligatory bold text blah blah blah Obligatory underlined text blah blah blah OBLIGATORY CAPS blah blah blah OBLIGATORY BOLDED CAPS blah blah blah pyroclastic flow blah blah blah no plane at Shanksville blah blah blah missile hit pentagon blah blah blah Silverstein blah blah blah JEW blah blah blah $6 billion dollars blah blah blah "pull it" blah blah blah more bold text blah blah blah ask questions blah blah blah do research blah blah blah mainstream media in on it blah blah blah NYPD in on it blah blah blah FDNY in on it blah blah blah two lines blah blah blah isolated fires blah blah blah hijackers in strip clubs blah blah blah space beams blah blah blah nanothermite blah blah blah thermate blah blah blah therm*te blah blah blah micronukes blah blah blah bombs blah blah blah A) blah blah blah B) blah blah blah C) Bombs blah blah blah nothing else blah blah blah you are paid by the government blah blah blah more toss blah blah blah (quote mine) more proof blah blah blah (mangled quote from debunker) (snide comment) blah blah blah five phenomena that I have "explained" fully blah blah blah obligatory red text blah blah blah obligatory blue text blah blah blah obligatory magenta text blah blah blah OBLIGATORY GIANT BOLDED CAPS TEXT blah blah blah (picture of WTC 2 dust) blah blah blah concrete core blah blah blah C4 coated rebar blah blah blah concrete is a better storage medium for RDX then mylar blah blah blah about 10 years means it will last for 40 blah blah blah cognitive distorition blah blah blah you support secret murder.

It also has a giant font sized version, but that would take up too much space. And you could always extent it to an ALL CAPS VERSION AS WELL, or maybe have some searing colours as well.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

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eromitlab said...

Throw in an "official conspiracy theory", "COINTELPRO" and "WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!!111!!!111!!11one", and you've pretty much nailed it.

Wildy said...

eromitlab

Good point. I'll have to add it in somewhere,