An Alleged Theory

It started out as a silly response, but I want to post it here. It's my new theory on what happened on 9/11.

It is as follows:

The alleged towers were allegedly hit by two alleged planes, which allegedly caused an alleged fire which allegedly caused the buildings to allegedly fall down allegedly damaging apparently one building although allegedly it damaged/destroyed alleged neighbouring buildings.

Allegedly another alleged plane hit the Pentagon, and a fourth plane allegedly crashed in the alleged town Shanksville.

On top of this it is alleged that the alleged black boxes from the aforementioned alleged planes allegedly were destroyed, even though they were allegedly made of materials that allegedly allow them to survive.

Allegedly an alleged woman managed to survive and allegedly was able to look out of the alleged buildings. Which allegedly managed to collapse even though steel buildings have not allegedly fallen from alleged fire before.

Finally alleged symmetry of an alleged implosion is not allegedly impossible.