When people don't read.

I created a thread on the Evolution section of the CARM forums about this article about God creating a new bird. (Sorry, no direct link since registration is required).

This is the first response to that post, from a creationist called scarlets79 (fstdt):

so when a "new" species is found, this doesn't mean it is a "new" species that just evolved. It just means we discovered it, not that it has only just come about.

You don't seem to understand the difference between an event occurring and an event being reported.

I can understand his confusion. I mean we all know that The Onion is America's finest news source.

Comedies predict the future

'Naked' scanner in airport trial says the BBC.

Well you know who did it first? Airplane!.

So, instead of looking to psychics to predict the future, we should start looking at comedies. I wonder what mystical insights they will hold?